Drama-rama

So, as far as college experiences go, mine hasn’t exactly been. That’s not a typo, I haven’t really met many new people or done many crazy things in the month and a half that I’ve been in school. I go to Framingham State in Massachusetts and I commute. And I have a bitch-ass job. So the only times I’m ever on campus are during class time or during the two hour break I get on Mondays and Wednesdays.

Mostly I just want a boyfriend. My friend, Tom, thinks that I should visit him at WPI and pick up men there…..but if the tales I’ve been told by him about his own exxxcursions at college are any precursor to what I might expect from the other WPI boys….then no. I’m really picky these days. I think I’m a 30 year old trapped in a 18 year old’s body. The qualities I’m looking for in a boyfriend are the qualities I want in a husband. I want someone who is serious and who will be successful in life, but I also want him to have a sense of humor. Cute, but not so pretty that he makes me feel bad about myself. I actually like my men with a little chub on them because I don’t like when my boyfriends are skinnier than me. I’m hardly ever attracted to guys my own age. So…I think it will be very hard for me to find a guy at school…especially considering that 2/3 of the student population at my school is female.

Oh well…I promise the next post will be more consequential